I'm not feeling well today. Been fighting a wee cold for a few days now and today's mix of decongestants and York Peppermint Patties are doing nothing to improve my mood.
Well, that's not entirely true. The drug/candy combo has made me slightly delirious and every time I read in the news that "Congress has a bailout plan" my mind turns it into "Congress has a balls-out plan" and then I imagine all of our elected officials in a big wood-paneled room having a circle jerk to see who can hit the face on a treasury note.
But then I suppose that's probably what happens at every session of Congress.