April 2, 2008
Peace, Love, and Happiness
It is important to remember that with greater clarity of vision comes greater understanding.
So to the woman on the subway this morning whose condo-sized purse kept hitting me in the face even after I asked her three times to kindly move it to her other shoulder, I clearly understand that if you wander into my vision on the train tomorrow morning your purse will only cause you to be blind to my foot as I stick it out to trip you. And then I will feel great.
Om.
Posted by mak at April 2, 2008 9:26 PM | TrackBackIndeed it is often a temptation to help others see the error of their ways. Might I suggest instead of her tripping over your foot, she feel the throb of your foot entering the rectum. A little more subtle as her purse being a nuisance. It does seem that some people are too dense for their own existence.
-C
Posted by: Christopher at April 3, 2008 12:17 AMHi Mak:
I hope the fall would break something; hopefully her big fat Jabba the Hutt hip.
Double Om.
Posted by: Kevin at April 3, 2008 10:18 AMWhile I comiserate with "C", I'm hate to get feces all over my BOSS loafers, so I say, "Cut a bitch!". My black/latino girls get it right with that! (Just don't get caught - I'd hate for you to be locked up in a prison with horny men. . .)
Love you lots,
CdeV
Posted by: CdeV at April 3, 2008 10:31 AM