January 8, 2007

What A Gas!

dinofart.jpgWhile we were preparing dinner tonight, K. shared his theory on today's citywide gaseous anomaly (which, by some small miracle, closed my office and sent us home from work at noon):

"I know they say it's El Niño and not global warming. But I think it's totally global warming and it's melting the ice caps and freeing all the trapped dinosaur farts."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my boyfriend.

Posted by mak at January 8, 2007 7:41 PM
Comments

Makes as much sense as anything else. :)

Well, okay, maybe not, but it's cute.

Posted by: Jess at January 8, 2007 8:03 PM

I like your new tatoo. Is that your shoulder or your butt?

Posted by: bob at January 8, 2007 8:51 PM

Well, well, well, isn't THAT special...

Posted by: Spider at January 8, 2007 9:50 PM

If the ice caps are concerned, wouldn't it be penguin farts?

Posted by: Lee at January 9, 2007 3:15 AM

I'm going to show my true self - and absolute maturity here: I love it! I would have laughed long and hard.

Posted by: Blobby at January 9, 2007 9:43 AM

He who smelt it...delt it.

Posted by: Patrick at January 9, 2007 2:14 PM

I confess, I laughed, and laughed out loud.

Brilliant!

Posted by: Craig at January 9, 2007 5:02 PM

Thats a perfect explanation. And here to think I thought it was just New Jersey.

Posted by: mark at January 10, 2007 10:49 AM

But remember the mysterious maple-syrup odors from last year? What explains that? The thawing of waffle leftovers from ancient Viking sites in Newfoundland? I try not to be neurotic, but I think it's the government running secret tests about the potential effects of a chemical attack on Manhattan.

Posted by: Andy at January 11, 2007 11:41 AM