June 24, 2006

A Can of Tuna

Tuna Girl says:

"I'm way too much of a good girl to be embarassed."

I'm not even sure if I spelled that right, because I'm drunk and home with Tuna Girl and Traveling Spotlight. We can't refer to each other as our "real" names lest we give up the chase. But all of you out there in blog land should know that I've got a fish and a theatrical utensil in my living room as I type this. The cows are going WILD!

MOO.

We're listening to Kelly Clarkson (natch) and talking about gay porn (apparently, "The Hole" is much admired by the tuna folk.)

Um. I'm not as drunk as I seem. If I work for you and you're reading this...um....well...it's the weekend, so what do you care?

Tuna Girl has her shirt off now. I'm going to go swim upstream with her. And life lives happily ever after.

Aren't you all jealous?

Posted by mak at June 24, 2006 11:16 PM
Comments

I wish I got to hang with the tuna girl...

Posted by: daniel at June 25, 2006 3:32 AM

Daniel...at least you know what the hell he's talking about. I read that and it's as good as being in another language entirely.

Posted by: Scottie T. at June 25, 2006 1:17 PM

I know exactly what he is saying and I would give IQ points and body parts to get to hang with MAK and Traveling Spotlight! Adding Tuna Girl to the mix could be more than I could stand..

Posted by: Spider at June 25, 2006 1:32 PM

Hmmm... you call me professing your love and undying devotion and then you swim upstream with another girl? You didn't give her a pet name now did you? ;o)

Captain J loved your message! He was however a little jealous that you didn't leave him one...

Posted by: Jenn at June 25, 2006 2:47 PM

Wow. You've had almost 36 hours to get sober, feel regret, and delete this entry... but it's still here.

I think MAK is dead.

Posted by: Famous Author Rob Byrnes at June 26, 2006 8:32 AM

Ok...after my release from Betty Ford, I read this to suddenly remember. We drunk dialed someone?

Oh...and what goes on in the cow pasture...stays in the cow pasture.

Posted by: Patrick at June 26, 2006 9:10 AM

Yes Patrick... yes you did!

Posted by: Jenn at June 26, 2006 3:14 PM

Everyone's jealous

Posted by: jr at June 28, 2006 1:52 AM

You actually sound quite poetic when you're drunk. In a wierd 'i'm sure the cows will like it' sort of way.

Posted by: Buffy at June 28, 2006 6:13 AM