October 21, 2005

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Today was Flu Shot day at work. The RN was a sweet, lovely grandmother-type. After she injected me, she inspected my arm and said, "Uh oh, you're a bleeder. Let's get you a Band-Aid so your wife doesn't kill me for getting blood all over your nice shirt."

I did a brief double take, actually looked at my hand to make sure a ring hadn't magically appeared, smiled at her as knowingly as I possibly could and said, "Don't worry. She won't mind at all."

Posted by at October 21, 2005 11:58 AM
Comments

I'd bet money that Granny has a single granddaughter and was fishing.

Posted by: Jeffrey at October 21, 2005 12:30 PM

MAK is as queer as a 2 dollar bill. Granny ain't stupid...she wasn't fishing...she was just being nice:)

Posted by: Scottie T. at October 21, 2005 1:00 PM

A young homo received an injection
To prevent influenza infection
Nurse said "you're a bleeder
and prob'ly a breeder"
I doubt it. I've sucked his erection.

Posted by: Michael at October 21, 2005 1:04 PM

She was just trying to secure one really good recruit for our team. ;-)

Posted by: Karen at October 21, 2005 2:01 PM

Can you blame her? Many of today's senior citizens just haven't been fully familiarized with homosexuals. Which is why we need courses for them to take so they can learn about gays, the internet, and speeding limits.

Posted by: justin at October 23, 2005 12:20 PM

some of these people have worse senses than Helen Keller! Was she a blind nurse?

Posted by: zenchick at October 23, 2005 11:49 PM