1. In sixth grade, I pretended to be sick so that I wouldn't have to make out with a girl at a Halloween party.
2. When I was in my second term as student advisor to my university's gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight alliance, I was criticized for stating that I didn't believe true bisexuality existed.
3. I played Freddy in My Fair Lady and performed the entire "Ascot Gavotte" sequence with a Beanie Baby cow under my top hat.
4. I have never seen What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?
5. I used to keep a master list of everybody I've ever slept with and it had the following key: T - Top; B - Bottom; V - Versatile; WTF - Can't Remember His Name; N/A - Never Again.
Posted by mak at October 17, 2005 9:56 PMI would have done so much better with that legend than with the one I ended up using. Simplicity is key.
Posted by: Mike B. at October 18, 2005 1:48 AM5. OMG - Oh My God!
Posted by: Scottie T. at October 18, 2005 6:58 AMI had the same sort of list, except I always kept track of what political office they had been elected to. Just kidding.
Posted by: homer at October 18, 2005 10:08 AMThey may take away my Gay Card, but, concerning #4: you aren't missing much......sick and disturbing.......
Posted by: Hanuman at October 18, 2005 10:17 AMYou got cooties in sixth grade, too?!
Wait.. aren't you missing 95 'things about me's?
Oo.. good idea with #5.
Posted by: jase at October 18, 2005 10:42 AMIf you still have number 5 somewhere, you have to post it.
Posted by: Crash at October 18, 2005 11:19 AMI believe, fundamentally, that I've got the potential to someday be an incredible slut, and #5 seems like a practical way of maintaining my OCD-organization at the same time.
Thank you.
I, for one, am not surprised.
Posted by: steven at October 18, 2005 12:33 PMCrash--can he do that? I heard it's on a shelf in leather-bound volumes. ;)
(MAK--don't hurt me!) :)
Posted by: Jess at October 18, 2005 8:54 PM1. I understand, but the bottle could have worked its way to another boy!
2. Only women are truly bisexual.
3. Beanie Baby?
4. Fun, but there are many more films which every homosexual should be required see. For an example, to state the obvious, "The Women".
5. Are they added to the list if you do it standing up?
RE: #5
My life is chequered with far too many WTFs to actually make a master list work for me, but I'm also trying to remember if they're WTFs who then became N/As, or N/As who naturally became WTFs.
Posted by: Christopher at October 24, 2005 3:11 PMLadies and Gentlemen Ev'ry duke and earl and peer is here Ev'ryone who should be here is here. What a smashing, positively dashing Spectacle: the Ascot op'ning day... =-) Cow huh?
Posted by: Jen at October 26, 2005 11:36 AM