'Til The Cows Come Home

Seven

Jodi seems to love me so much that she hates me, having tagged me for another meme. Because she is so sly and sexy and witty and good in bed, I am unable to resist her powers or her heavenly body. Below are my answers (which I should have posted yesterday because he has now scooped me and stolen many of my responses), followed with the obligatory “tag” list of seven more unsuspecting victims. Sorry, guys, but she made me do it.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1) Get one more tattoo.
2) Make out with Raoul Bova.
3) Live in another country.
4) Be free from financial debt.
5) Accept that I will never be free from financial debt.
6) Raise a child.
7) Sing a duet with Sherie Rene Scott.

7 things I can do:
1) Accrue debt.
2) Sing.
3) Do a Kermit the Frog imitation.
4) Drink copious amounts of gin.
5) Cook a mean pot of chili.
6) Leave myself emotionally vulnerable.
7) Hold a grudge.

7 things I cannot do:
1) Whistle.
2) Deal with people who can’t take a hint.
3) Convince myself that Mamma Mia! was a good idea.
4) Ovulate.
5) Remember to take my pills.
6) Walk into a bookstore without buying something.
7) Spontaneously combust.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex (for argument’s sake, I’m going to pretend “opposite” means “same”):
1) His eyes.
2) The way his hair glints in the sun.
3) His wife.
4) His laugh.
5) Unattainability.
6) The bicep vein – you know what I’m talking about.
7) How good he looks in shorts. Or shirtless. Or naked.

7 things that I say most often:
1) For true?
2) Shut the fuck up.
3) Blah blahbitty blah blah blah.
4) Whatcha doin’, pooin’?
5) Hi, Mom, it’s me. I’m at a bar. Say hi to everyone.
6) No, I’m not drunk.
7) Entertain me.

7 celebrity crushes:
1) Jude Law
2) Raoul Bova
3) Jake Shears
4) Evangeline Lilly
5) Josh Charles
6) Matthew Fox
7) Jennifer Garner

7 people I want to do this:
1) Famous Author Rob Byrnes
2) Jeff
3) Tuna Girl
4) Patrick
5) My Shower Buddy
6) Brian
7) Ajax

Posted by at September 1, 2005 11:00 AM