August 19, 2005

Tick Tock

My half-birthday was Wednesday and none of you remembered.

Don't worry, I'll let you off the hook...just this once.

Keep in mind that you now have less than six months until my thirtieth birthday. If you'd like to start submittiting your gift proposals, I'll gladly review them and help to steer you in the right direction.

Posted by mak at August 19, 2005 8:08 AM
Comments

Starr Jones' head on a pike?

Posted by: Hanuman at August 19, 2005 8:42 AM

A shiny new stroller?

Posted by: Famous Author Rob Byrnes at August 19, 2005 8:51 AM

A sharp stick in the eye? Your thirties will feel like that. Or is it your forties that feel like that? I can never remember (that's due to the early onset Alzheimers)....

Posted by: Jeffrey at August 19, 2005 10:14 AM

How about if I just give you the same present I gave you last year? ;)

Posted by: Jere at August 19, 2005 11:02 AM

Adult diapers? A colostomy bag? Viagra?

Posted by: homer at August 19, 2005 11:55 AM

I'm sure we're all half-sorry we forgot.

;)

Posted by: Tin Man at August 19, 2005 12:12 PM

my half birthday was the 9th. Where were you??

Posted by: zenchick at August 19, 2005 2:44 PM

What!!!! Didn't you get the stripper gram I sent? I wonder if it went to your old lady neighbor. Oh well...sorry!

Posted by: Jenn at August 19, 2005 9:35 PM

I assume you've enjoyed (or not enjoyed) the pics of Jude Law naked. http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/the_world_weighs_in_on_jude_laws_penis.php

Posted by: brian at August 20, 2005 4:12 AM

Well, since you missed my full birthday last month... ;-)

Happy belated half birthday!

Posted by: Lee at August 20, 2005 6:18 AM

My one-twelfth birthday was almost two weeks ago. Planning to pony up?

Hmmm. How would you like your very own blog?

Posted by: Frank Beekman at August 20, 2005 1:04 PM

I halfway got to purchasing your gift and I got half the way to deliver it. I hope you appreciate it at least half-way.

Posted by: Tom at August 22, 2005 2:29 AM