April 27, 2005

Off The Charts

I've mentioned tonight's festivities to a couple of friends, and the response I've gotten back has been fairly uniform:

"Whoa. You're, like, mega-gay now."

"Just when I thought you couldn't be more gay."

"You weren't gay enough already?"

"You are such a fag sometimes."

"You big homo."

I wasn't aware that I could be much gayer, frankly, so this all came as a great surprise to me.

Who wants to guess what I'm doing tonight? And if you already know, please don't answer...let's see what the public thinks could possibly make me the gayest of the gays.

Posted by mak at April 27, 2005 1:39 PM
Comments

Watching a West Side Story marathon? ;o)

Posted by: Jenn at April 27, 2005 4:17 PM

I just wanna know what you're gonna wear? I heard Judy's Wizard of Oz dress just sold...did you buy it?

Posted by: pj at April 27, 2005 4:30 PM

Is Liza performing somewhere?!!!!!

Posted by: Hanuman at April 27, 2005 4:42 PM

I have no idea! But I can't wait to find out!

Posted by: C at April 27, 2005 5:07 PM

Watching a Clean Sweap episode, while wearing a mud mask, drinking a glass of wine, thumbing through Cosmo, and giving yourself a pedicure. Close? :) That is what I would do!

Posted by: stemily at April 27, 2005 9:13 PM

Your killing me. Fes up.

Posted by: Big Daddy at April 27, 2005 9:41 PM

Moonlighting as Liza Minelli's wig wrangler?

Posted by: feisty girl at April 28, 2005 12:37 AM

Well, I know so I can't comment, but stemily so wins (althouh he'd be drinking a cosmo and thumbing through a Bel Ami catalogue). I, however, will be gayer on Sat night, when I attend my first Kylie concert. The Showgirl Tour.

Posted by: bob at April 28, 2005 5:13 AM

Hmm, gayer than gay. Are you marrying Ms. Liza, perhaps?

Posted by: Brian at April 28, 2005 7:48 AM

Oh, I've always WANTED to see you do drag while performing various Bette songs!

Posted by: mark at April 28, 2005 11:18 AM

You'll be doing make-up and hair for the background singers at a Bette Midler concert?

Posted by: D.K. at April 28, 2005 11:41 AM

Okay, I'll play.

Does it have anything to do with a beauty pagent or a bubble machine?

Posted by: Karen at April 28, 2005 2:20 PM

You are all shockingly unambitious in your imaginings.

MAK is obviously traveling back in time to perform CPR on Paul Lynde, thereby preventing that luminary's amyl-nitrate-induced heart attack and allowing him to continue to be an example to younger generations.

Posted by: Faustus, M.D. at April 28, 2005 3:56 PM

Please. These are probably the same people who catch Cher everytime she comes through town with her "No, I Really Mean It This Time Farewell Tour VI" show.

Posted by: palochi at April 28, 2005 9:31 PM