April 21, 2005

The Sky IS The Limit

I've always known that I've got more than a few loose marbles, but today I may have crossed the threshold from charmingly neurotic to downright certifiable:

I just spent a half-hour downloading flight attendant applications.

Me, the guy who couldn't cross the Atlantic without sleeping pills and who still hasn't realized that no matter how deep he digs his fingernails into the armrests it does not help keep the plane in the air, contemplating a career in the friendly skies.

I continue to amaze myself with my astounding ability to come up with really, really, really bad ideas.

That being said, I would look hot in uniform.

Posted by mak at April 21, 2005 12:19 PM
Comments

Not to mention all the frequent flyer miles you would rack up in "The Mile High Club"! :)

Posted by: Hanuman at April 21, 2005 12:44 PM

Ah yes. Flight attendant. The only job sluttier than porn star. Is this a contest? A challenge? Oh, yeah, it's on, baby. It's way on.

Posted by: Michael at April 21, 2005 12:47 PM

dear...please consult bob re: career in the friendly skies! ! !

Posted by: phillip at April 21, 2005 2:24 PM

RENT the uniform, if you like how you look in it. If flying scares you, for heaven's sake, don't take a job that involves flying! I say this on the off chance your realization that it's a really, really, really bad idea wasn't enough to completely quash the idea.

Posted by: Jess at April 21, 2005 2:39 PM

BA, baby. BA! You'd look positively
smashing in those cool British Air hats
and their red white & blue skirts would
show off your muscular legs!!

Though Quantas would also have its
advantages!

Posted by: John at April 21, 2005 3:43 PM

Maybe you could become a flight attendant uniform male model instead?

Posted by: palochi at April 21, 2005 5:50 PM

What, you're not gay enough already?

Posted by: Adam875 at April 21, 2005 9:34 PM

Well, the peanuts and miniature pillows do seem glamorous, but now that they've replaced the safety demonstration vogue with a video, what's the point?

Posted by: Brian at April 21, 2005 10:43 PM

I spoke to my old supervisor yeaterday. He became a flight attendant for America West last August and enjoys the travel.

Posted by: Lee at April 22, 2005 4:21 AM

And honey, it's all about the uni.

Posted by: feisty girl at April 24, 2005 12:13 AM

I'm having fantasies already. Oh yeah. Works for me. ;)

Posted by: RcktMan at April 26, 2005 1:39 PM