November 18, 2004

Pearls of Wisdom

During a phone call with my sister last night, she asked me how the WYSIWYG performance went.

"It went amazingly well," I told her. "The crowd ate it up. Your husband's final comment was all the buzz afterwards."

"Oh, so you told the Easter penis story?" she asked.

"No, no, I didn't have enough time to work that one in. I told the pearl necklace story."

"Oh, I thought you were going to tell the Easter penis story. Okay. But which pearl necklace story did you use?"

Of course. Only my family would have multiple pearl necklace stories. God love 'em.

Posted by mak at November 18, 2004 12:50 PM
Comments

Of course you have more than one pearl necklace story. After all, pearls are classic.

Posted by: Jodi at November 18, 2004 4:34 PM

I myself was a tad disappointed not to see the bendy penis one...

Posted by: zenchick at November 18, 2004 5:19 PM

the bendy penis story had already been blogged about when it happened. it was time to tell unheard stories. see january archives to relive all the glory of the bendy penis story.

Posted by: mak at November 18, 2004 5:22 PM

so what IS this pearl necklace story?! *consumed with curiousity*

Posted by: jennir at November 18, 2004 8:50 PM

Do share the easter penis story. Does it have a resurrerection theme? lol

Posted by: Pat at November 19, 2004 9:18 PM