August 18, 2004

Now I Can Rest Easy Tonight

Whew. Thank you, Jesus. I was, like, so worried.

Posted by mak at August 18, 2004 5:20 PM
Comments

I knew that I wasn't going to sleep very well tonight if she wasn't found.

Posted by: mark at August 18, 2004 5:45 PM

She just couldn't stand to have her sister have the spotlight for even a day, could she?

Posted by: C at August 18, 2004 6:06 PM

Damn... I thought the thing ended up in a taco somewhere!

Posted by: ruggerjohnnyd at August 18, 2004 6:35 PM

Here, leezard, leezard...

Posted by: Marc at August 18, 2004 8:49 PM

I heard that the dog got caught up in nights of drunken pub-crawling with Patrick, followed by long days sleeping it off. If you think about it, it makes sense, especially considering Crash's recent report that Patrick failed to force shots on everyone.

Could it be that Patrick felt guilty over the dog debacle? Perhaps he just couldn't bring himself to be his usual drink-pusher self after looking into Tinkerbell's bloodshot doggie eyes?

Posted by: Jess at August 18, 2004 9:42 PM

C'mon guys! She may be a publicity whore and dumber than a sack of her own hair but if I lost my dog I'd go insane.

Let up on the lost dog and lets all get back to what matters: making fun of her because she is shallow and stupid.

Posted by: Michael at August 19, 2004 11:21 AM

she probably lost it in her closet

Posted by: L at August 19, 2004 11:39 AM

I'm sure she could have lost it in her brain.... quite a lot of empty space rolling around up there.

Posted by: mark at August 19, 2004 2:33 PM

Oh God... "dumber than a sack of her own hair..."

Maybe someone should get her a copy of "Petcare for Dummies," and someone to read it to her.

Posted by: MzOuiser at August 19, 2004 5:01 PM

I know, I was worried too. Glad Nicky found the doggie under the pile of underwears.

Posted by: Wayne at August 19, 2004 5:05 PM